allergic to things

#6 - ripped from the headlines

I encountered a swish (predatory),
In a Belgian roadside lavatory,
Was subject to abuse,
But have no firm excuse,
Such are risks I should know a priori.

#5 - tuesday's early, dirtiest yet

Should you survey the Isle of Man,
Make a night with the harlot Roxanne,
A true jane-of-all-trades,
She'll your billfold invade,
(But don't we all have to catch-as-snatch-can?)

#4 brand new poopy

The gray gypsy woman forbid,
Our overseas voyage to Madrid,
Had we trusted that source,
Such to alter our course,
From the belly of that foul, heinous squid.

Buick

More chrome than my 1972 Scwinn Twinn Deluxe--though they both have rear drum brakes.

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