h.jeebies

this is my new bed.

city that reads

allergic to things

#6 - ripped from the headlines

I encountered a swish (predatory),
In a Belgian roadside lavatory,
Was subject to abuse,
But have no firm excuse,
Such are risks I should know a priori.

#5 - tuesday's early, dirtiest yet

Should you survey the Isle of Man,
Make a night with the harlot Roxanne,
A true jane-of-all-trades,
She'll your billfold invade,
(But don't we all have to catch-as-snatch-can?)

#4 brand new poopy

The gray gypsy woman forbid,
Our overseas voyage to Madrid,
Had we trusted that source,
Such to alter our course,
From the belly of that foul, heinous squid.

Buick

More chrome than my 1972 Scwinn Twinn Deluxe--though they both have rear drum brakes.

9.1.07

8.30 photo

here's yesterday's.

updates!

forced, ribald limerick #3

Who could tell what foul fate might transpire,
In the reasonable practice of Empire?
But a cannibal mob,
Spiked my ass (man-kebab?),
On their cruel aboriginal fire.

forced, ribald limerick #2

The unfeeling Bengalese jury,
Handed my sentence down with great fury,
The registrar of the State,
Mailed my cock (express rate),
To my invalid wife in Missouri.

no digital camera

instead, forced ribald limerick #1

One summer, I conquered Australia,
A true baron, in princely regalia,
But can't take kindly to,
That accursed kangaroo,
Who would box my off-guard genitalia!

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